Tune: The Monkees Theme

Here we come
Locking down your box
Gonna keep you protected
From the computer jocks  (lame I know)

Hey, hey firewall monkeys!
Protecting your company!
We're so busy pushing
Rules and policies!

We'll let in web
Maybe SSH
But anything else man
Right back in your face

We're firewall monkeys
Jumping up and down
Closing off the access
Your admins left around

We're firewall monkeys
And people dis us around town
But it'll be us laughing
When all of your servers go down